Face Numbered

When being denied by face or numbers, being face numbered, or numbered in the face.

- May only be used by persons named Mike and / or Teresa.
- If used by parties not named Mike and / Teresa, said party has just been face numbered

-Mike: Haha did you see that jerkoff get face numbered when he asked to get that girls digits?
-Teresa: haha yea, he totally got numbered in his face...numbered

- Party not named Mike and/or Teresa: Haha wow someone got Face Numbered!

- Mike and/or Teresa: You just got Face Numbered by Face Numbered when trying to Number someone else Face...numbered. Asshole

by Mcingo July 6, 2011

world's number one supergroup

The best band in life, Led Zeppelin is often called the number one supergroup.

ignoramus: whats led zeppelin?
coolguy: the world's number one supergroup dumbass

by iluvcheeseandcrackers11 June 12, 2009

keep my number low

Not wanting numerous sexual partners.

I'm not going to sleep with him. I'm trying to keep my number low.

by luvnlife January 10, 2017

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

a sharpner company

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

by LEGALISE_PIRACY March 7, 2022

social security number

A highly orgasmic sexual position involving three females and one male. Also includes a wheel chair. The man sits in the wheel chair while the women take turns pleasuring him in various way while moving.
Very kinky.

"Hey Matt what's your social security number?"
"oh sick dude"

"Did you tap that social security style?"

by Roxiewells June 8, 2008

Number five

One of 6 personality traits generally exhibited by women. "Number Five" is attainment of a state which involves consumption of high amounts of alcohol where a distinctive change of personality occurs (i.e, akin to Multiple Personality Disorder ) which include becoming a Fuckowie, becoming highly fun-loving of anything & everything and, lastly, becoming highly sexually charged (of which nothing may result because of being TDTF).

1. Check Linda out, Number Five has definitely jumped into her.

by Shyantha December 23, 2006

Number two-pump-chump

A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.

See Also: Two-pump-chump

You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.

I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!

by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008