menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

by Mistertaz August 23, 2016

Steak and Anal Day

Just just steak and blow job day, but with anal. Your man deserves your number two hole for all the hard work he’s been doing during the summer. August 27th, Fill his belly and milk his dick with the hole we all know he truly wants!

Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!

by Billyburr696 August 27, 2019

steak fried rice

Fried rice that contains a steak flavor/ingredient.

Steak Fried Rice is good.

by mr man the science man April 14, 2023

Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.

Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.

by Foznovski June 11, 2022

steak fire

When you're pan frying a steak at 11 p.m. and set off the whole building's fire alarm.

"A steak fire? Who cooks a steak at 11 p.m.?" - Pissed firefighter dispatched to the scene.

by billgatesthe3rd May 6, 2020

Eat a Steak

a conservative term for "Fuck off Asshole!", when children present.

1st person: Your momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i said 'what bitch, you movin?'

2nd person: Eat a steak

by Logan &Steffani June 17, 2008

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025