Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.

My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.

by 2lisimst January 22, 2020

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017

mellow noodle

A hot girl that knows she's hot, is terrible at sex and lays in bed like a mellow noodle.

The model was a total mellow noodle last night.

by Ubeugly March 21, 2016

noodle cup

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.

Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."

by LS oki February 13, 2014

Perv Noodle

Speaks for itself

"Back off, you perv noodle."

by Ginger09 January 22, 2017

Danger noodle

Another word for Penis

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”

by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021

spack-noodle

(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.

Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle

by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017