Noah

Aggressive in bed, packing a huge ginormous horse cock, jerks off to anime and is a total weeb.

Girl : Omg, you’re such a Noah.(because of his penis)

by TheMaster420 February 7, 2022

Noah Mehrara

Kid who plays Minecraft while eating chipotle at 60hz

Yo what are you doing write now bro? I am being a Noah Mehrara.

by Noah Mehrara December 16, 2021

Noah

Noah is a charming yet seductive young man. He is very a confident person but will make a fool out of himself to protect those he is close to. His favorite color is yellow, which perfectly conveys his outgoing and sweet personality. If prompted, he will wear a wedding dress and marry multiple people at the same time in order to keep his relationships alive. He is good at baseball, basketball and bowling but will still lose no matter how hard he tries. His passions include music, deep throating chickens and being carried in Fortnite. Overall, Noah is one of the kindest and most handsome people you will ever meet and if you find one, don’t let him go. But don’t let him grow out his hair too long or it’ll end up looking like the floor of a hair salon.

Someone: Is that guy losing at basketball?

Someone else: Yeah, he’s a Noah.
Someone: Oh, yeah.

by WhatTheHellNoah December 25, 2021

Noahb

When your so high and try to spell something but it fails horribly

U4nsoq8rbckdhw8dnx cksje noahb

by Ajaxthemighty December 27, 2021

Noahism

Simple belief that Noah is a god a should be treated as such because he’s the first ever lightskin to win man of the year

Noah’s just so sexy. That’s why I believe in noahism

by Jeff wtevnsln December 30, 2021

Noah

Noah is a lad that has had a hard time in the past and he never opens up unless he loves you. Noah is an impressive lad when it comes to hiding his feelings. Sometimes things can get too much for him and he is forced or manipulated into doing something that will hurt his friends but no-one can stay mad at Noah because he is such a loving, giving, caring, kind and funny person who has just had to deal with some dark times. Noah can often appear to be a twat if he's been hurt but really at heart he just needs forgiveness and help. Not hate.

"Hey is that Noah?'
"Yeah. I heard he just lied to his friends."
"They should forgive him. He's a good lad."

by peppa_pig_bac0n_69 January 7, 2022

Noah Jupe

He is the prettiest boy ever. Super talented and kindest soul. Most definitely better than you unless you are millie simmonds <33

Omg do you know who Noah Jupe is?
No.
Ok. then you are living in a hole. deep deep one!

by Anonynous ;) February 8, 2022