Get the hand-shandymug. I could barely walk when I milked a cow, when I was three I pushed a plow, while chopping wood I moved my legs, and I started dancing when I gathered eggs. The whole time laughed, I was only five, I danced and gave birth to the hand jive!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004
Get the hand jivemug. A girl with a butter face, midget arms, and super tiny hands that make your penis look huge when they are wrapped around it
Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.
Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.
by whatthefuckdidijustdo September 16, 2010
Get the Carnie handsmug. by Michalak October 4, 2003
Get the dick handmug. the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.
eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
by eli jackson April 4, 2009
Get the jackoff handsmug. A hand gesture used when something is too awkward/FML to describe with words.
Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.
Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"
Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.
Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.
Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"
Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.
Example 1
Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*
Example 2
Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*
Example 3
Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*
Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*
Example 2
Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*
Example 3
Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*
by charchu October 1, 2010
Get the Puppet Handsmug. by diseased sheep December 28, 2005
Get the hand blobmug.