Niagara Balls

The point at which your testicals are so sweaty they could function as a water feature.

Wow Bills so sweaty he must have Niagara Balls.

by JaD August 3, 2018

balls orchestra

an orchestra of literal balls, often performing a somber tune indicating an undesirable situation; usually silent in the absence of a conductor; often referred to as "balls harmonic"

After I tripped on the stairs, I was ready to cue the balls orchestra.

by Ken Deezy December 24, 2008

Alex's ball

long term damage

originating from the movie "Ghosting" when Alex ran over Nick's leg so Nick punched him in the balls. Nick ended up being fine, but Alex's ball was permanently damaged.

That guy punched you pretty hard. Are you sure your ok?

Yea I'm fine. This isn't like Alex's ball.

by adhd93 October 23, 2011

ball neck

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS

Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.

by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013

The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.

Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

Mixer Ball

A ball played into a crowded penalty area, usually before a game of football takes place.

(ball is crossed into box)
Shouts of: Mixxeerrr baaall As everyone attacks the ball, usually with head or acrobatic volley. This is called a mixer ball.

by mixerr July 21, 2010

moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.

Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.

by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011