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Nap Hangover

The fuzzy, drowsy, and nauseous feeling that follows a long napping period, usually lasting 15-30 minutes.
Kyle: Why does Danny seem so tiresome?
Joe: He's still recuperating from his nap hangover, Mr. Patterson's lecture on electromagnetism put him to sleep.
by Johnzy November 19, 2011
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Crap-a-nap

When one passes out while taking a shit.
Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.
by Bonichetti September 30, 2011
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Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.
I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.
by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019
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Good nap

A way to end an conversation because your going to take a nap
I don’t feel like talking to you Janiyah good nap *hangs up FaceTime call*
by Dat.chick.over.there. September 29, 2018
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Dirt Nap

Noun
The kind of state one is said to be in once they are dead. More often than not, they are put in this state by way of murder; most likely because they was caught slippin'.
"That motherfucker that was talking shit better have someone to walk him to his car. Otherwise, imma catch him slippin' and give his ass a dirt nap." Nighty night!
by Geeeuuuhh! December 9, 2014
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g-nap

A G-Nap occurs when you nap with your hand on your 'piece' (cock) inorder to provide your penis with some mild touching but ensuring your load is saved for later (perhaps you are saving your load for something such as a party that starts soon or a girlfriend whom you have not seen in some time).
"Damn Jill was coming over in an hour and even though I was hardcore horny I wanted to save it for her so I just took a G-Nap."
"Shit, I betta just take a G-Nap cause that party starts in 2 hours and you know ima hook up wit some of those bitches"
by a dude who has hair September 10, 2004
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Wet Nap

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.
I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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