burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
by Englishsi June 29, 2015
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stoner's nap

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.
Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.
by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014
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Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep
1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"
by Your Brothers Johnson October 14, 2010
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Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"
by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 05, 2009
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Dirt Nap

Noun
The kind of state one is said to be in once they are dead. More often than not, they are put in this state by way of murder; most likely because they was caught slippin'.
"That motherfucker that was talking shit better have someone to walk him to his car. Otherwise, imma catch him slippin' and give his ass a dirt nap." Nighty night!
by Geeeuuuhh! December 09, 2014
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g-nap

A G-Nap occurs when you nap with your hand on your 'piece' (cock) inorder to provide your penis with some mild touching but ensuring your load is saved for later (perhaps you are saving your load for something such as a party that starts soon or a girlfriend whom you have not seen in some time).
"Damn Jill was coming over in an hour and even though I was hardcore horny I wanted to save it for her so I just took a G-Nap."
"Shit, I betta just take a G-Nap cause that party starts in 2 hours and you know ima hook up wit some of those bitches"
by a dude who has hair September 10, 2004
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Wet Nap

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.
I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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