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you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
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nail whoran

28:who is that

369: oh that's Nail whoran he's the most o qwfx,fxqi,qi,qeor,riqxrhioq human being in the entire world im gonna die
by 28369 June 6, 2022
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nine inch nail

1. A word for a member of the band Nine Inch Nails. Properly capitalized in order to signify that it's pertaining to NIN.

2. A dick that's nine inches.
1. Trent Reznor's my favorite Nine Inch Nail.

2. That's quite the nine inch nail you've got there.
by Tako#2739 August 17, 2021
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Cum Nails

When a girl has nail polish that resemble the appearance of cum.
Damn nice cum nails Melanie!
by kabar6 August 4, 2022
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Scraping the nail

When your board / skis go over an icy part of the slopes and makes a scraping sound.
"bro I just hit this gnarly run and all I could hear was my board scraping the nail."
by hawaiislang March 6, 2017
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Abnormal nail

When your small toenail grows right the way round your toe instead of forward leading to a painful and unattractive toe
Jim: my nail is growing round the side of my toe

James:that abnormal nail mate

Jim:oh Yr having a giggle
by Wjfb September 12, 2021
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nail on the dickhead

Synonym for hitting the nail on the head, except the person is a complete dick
Well if it wasn't you. You always hit the nail on the dickhead!
by Astrophysichrist January 21, 2022
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