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Murphy's Traffic Law

The simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car:

-Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.

-When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.

-Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.

Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.
Boss - You're late.

Flunky - Sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.

Crony - Murphy's Traffic Law. Respect.
by magzillas November 7, 2010
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murdavan

A van that looks like one would commit a murder in. Usually old and vintage looking, with no windows
Jose was embarrassed to go to the prom in his dad's murdavan.everybody think he's about to do a drive by
by rocklobsta February 18, 2015
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murderize

To obliterate, destroy, or kill something, usually a living being, using excessive violence and/or force.
Another way to describe murderizing something would be overkill.

It is not used often, and even when it is used it is often ridiculous and non serious
Katelyn murderized the cockroaches with her flamethrower

Alex murderized his friend with a dull knife for his satanic ritual.

After being infuriated by her neighbor's actions, Natalie murderized the entire city with nuclear weapons.
by Axipixel October 6, 2015
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mursyidah

Beautiful name for beautiful person inside and outside, also damn straight face who love to tease people
"you got that mursyidah identity ya know, cool though"
by ZedLonely April 22, 2018
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Murphy Middle School

Overall a decent middle school with shitty bathrooms, hoes, untrustworthy people, teachers that single out certain kids for no reason, and some of the dumbest rules you can think of. Even the staff can be snakes. This school has its perks but it can also be a living hell. Bringing things from out of school to school punishment. Kids from the school constantly getting probation and put in juvenile detention. Although it's not the best, it could be way worse. Other than what I've mentioned there are some good people that I've met in this school (teachers and students). Let's just say it's not a terrible school.
by Fuckmurphymiddleschoolashton January 28, 2018
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murtant

1. The word is Murtant.
2. Murtant is a made-up word.
by UninterestingDefect May 9, 2019
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Murawski Moment

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon of a person saying/doing utterly retarded shit.
Friend 1: "I like that Toyota Corolla because it is not a sedan."
Friend 2: "A Corolla is a sedan."
Friend 1: "Oh, I forgot what a sedan was."
Friend 2: "That's a Murawski Moment."
by xouden October 20, 2020
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