Martard

An aspiting martyr who is so retarded that he claims only his own life in pursuit of killing others.

That suicide bomber who killed himself in Stockholm was a total martard!

by Joe the Plumber 123 December 14, 2010

Martel

A racist black man. Typically rambles incoherently about non existent racial issues.

Eats a lot of ass and smokes crack.

Don't be a Martel.

by CjCIII September 10, 2018

Marta

The most schmutzig girl in all of zee world

Guy 1: Oh that girl she is a Marta. Sehr Schmutzig ja!
Guy 2: oh ja?
Guy 1: jaa!

by g dog 1 April 10, 2019

quicky mart

A little shop in mexico that sells colorful camels and were head wraps are currently on sale.

I think the quicky mart just got in a new shipment of camels I wander what color they are?

by aboo san juan August 9, 2008

Martel

Martel: A Very Well Known Famliy In Rhode Island For There Trouble With Fights, Drugs, and Cops. Mostly The Four Brothers Are All Trouble Makers. They All Stick Together. Mess With One You Mess With All! They Will Treat You How You Treat Them Thats All You Need To Know Mostly.

Here Come The Martel's No Trouble Please.

by CycloneNooka December 13, 2008

wad-mart

where fuckwads, dorkwads, jerkwads, asswads, and gaywads go to shop, aka Wal-mart

I went to the Wad-mart and spent all day in fucking line cuz the fuckwad in front of me jerked the asswad cashier around for hours.

by eric lebowski August 22, 2003

By George Martha, it's the river Nile!

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.

guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.

by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011