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Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
by medic1234 August 13, 2022
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mississippi slicker

Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?
by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020
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Mississippi Squisher

A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.
Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023
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Mississippi Magnet Fishing

When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing
Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?

Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.
by hammerlol August 18, 2024
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Mississippi mud trap

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight
by VinnieXX September 7, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Cake

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.
Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker
by King Ralph III August 5, 2022
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