when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
Get the Mississippi Can Openermug. by medic1234 August 13, 2022
Get the Mississippi Mud Smurfmug. by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020
Get the mississippi slickermug. A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.
Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023
Get the Mississippi Squishermug. When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing
Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?
Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.
Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.
by hammerlol August 18, 2024
Get the Mississippi Magnet Fishingmug. by VinnieXX September 7, 2022
Get the Mississippi mud trapmug. by King Ralph III August 5, 2022
Get the Mississippi Mud Cakemug.