The term said by your Pop at Christmas lunch that fills you with pure rage and a feeling of deep loneliness.
Aunty: That was such a good movie hahaha

Mum: I love the part where h-

Pop: you got a girlfriend yet mate?

Me: no hahaha *slowly crying inside
by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024
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Son-mate

When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy
She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate
by @bertccomedy May 09, 2015
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rubber mate

The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.
My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.
by Mammagurl February 15, 2017
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Moan mates

(1) Two guys who cannot be distinguished from each other in bed.

(2) Roommates whose sex habbits are synced, so they can hear each other and get even more horny.
(1) I´m not in the mood today, but you can call my Moan mate.

(2) Last night, while fucking, I could hear Noah from the other room, so I came even harder. Apparently we`re moan mates.
by Speeter_Quentus December 16, 2023
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manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
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