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math whizz

an awful site that gives you an overload of homework and then doesn´t let you log in giving you an f as an average grade week after week.
teacher: have you done your math whizz
student: how could I it doesn´t let me log in
teacher: thats an twentieth F in a row
by school March 6, 2017
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math shots

a drinking game where for every math problem correctly done on your math homework, you take a shot
(This game is more for the slackers out there looking for motivation to get their homework done)
Slacker 1: Hey man, what's up?
Slacker 2: Not much, just procrastinating my math homework
Slacker 1: Why not try out math shots? You reward your teacher with the answer, and you get rewarded by getting hammered!
by Slacking101 January 7, 2013
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Math teacher

Math is basically a class that you have to take. The teacher is usually near illiterate and hates the kid that proves them wrong. They also have an accent and would be behind schedule before school started.
" Yo have you seen our new "Math Teacher".
"yea I know she totally sucks"
by JOE_JOE_MAMA December 2, 2019
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math class

A geart source of inspiration for poets.
I wrote the best poem ever in math class today.
by roflcopters July 23, 2005
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Math as a Verb

When math learning goes beyond learning facts, figures, and applications; instead, math is humanized so that it is allowed to convey beauty, values, truth, justice, play, and love—when mathematical thinking is viewed as a way of life.
Teachers should present math as a verb, not as a noun—when students should be encouraged to be active players, not mere spectators.
by MathPlus January 8, 2019
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Math-ew

A n00b-ish person, who often refers to themself as a digimon. Ex. Mattimon.
Girl: Wow, my boyfriend sings the digimon theme song daily.
Girl2: You must be dating a Math-ew!
by intercourseike January 27, 2009
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math models

A high school level class in which the pupils consist of those on sports teams, the highly apathetic, those who "have one last chance to pass a class before we send your ass to jail," and senior year white kids wishing to recieve grades for napping.

With a loose curriculum focusing on how to write checks and ask for an IRS form, it is a veritable university for the latest insults and obtuse slang.
I was going to eat the weed cookie in math models, but Mookie saw it and took it from me at gun point while the teacher laughed at me and called me a bitch.
by JKelly October 5, 2004
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