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Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.
TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt
by matth.ew December 30, 2019
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Alaskan ski mask

When a female masterbates with icy hot In extremely cold weather
Yea dude I saw Karen doing the Alaskan ski mask last night on the porch
by RocoReTaRd December 1, 2019
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Salty gas mask

While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.
DUDE?!?! DID YOU REALY JUST GIVE ME A SALTY GAS MASK ME?!?!
by An e mouse May 25, 2018
mugGet the Salty gas maskmug.

amish air mask

place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014
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virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.
I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...
by anonymous May 10, 2023
mugGet the virginia face maskmug.

Specialty Face Mask

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”

Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
by SillyWilly6969 May 5, 2023
mugGet the Specialty Face Maskmug.

texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.
Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!
by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017
mugGet the texas gas maskmug.

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