Magcon

Scientific name for a group of cancer cells.

Holy shit it's a Magcon! Don't get too close or you'll get cancer and the only cure is to drink a gallon of bleach

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 2, 2016

Magic Right Hand

When a man masturbates furiously for a long time with his left hand, then switches to his right hand and gets off quickly.

"I had the Magic Right Hand last night."

by BentleyCoon April 13, 2009

magic dump

A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.

My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

magenxelise

27 yr. old trophy wife with 2 alcoholic husbands and a 18 yr old lover. the 2 husbands are in love with each other and they made a plan to get rid of her then the lover tried to save her. her and the lover plan to get married and take care of the children but then the 1st husband died of herpes and she inherited all the money from him. because she has all that money, her and her wife went to gucci but got robbed. little did they know that the robber was... HER MIDDLE SON BARTHAMUE! he did this to avenge his father! as the the child pulls out the gun, her new wife takes the bullet. Then the 1st husband rises from the dead and flees the scene with his son. But when you think this is over, the third child (mackheyla leigh ann gucci III) wittinessed everything! instead of calling the cops, she grabs the gun and goes after the 2 men. as the 6yr old (mackheyla) was running after them, the husband noticed and started running like the with with his son. but when you think the story is over, the reach a dead end and the two men turn in horror to see a 4’3”silhouette standing in front of them. and in the blink of an eye mackheyla shot blindly into the night, shooting Bartholomue.

Girl: I want to grow up and be just like magenxelise one day!

by Gabbyc.123 January 30, 2019

Magic Vagina Theory

A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.

Shaqueesha: "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH"
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."

by Gunguy July 21, 2022

finger magic

the use of fingers to stimulate a woman's vagina for sexual enjoyment

My friend used finger magic last night on his girlfriend. She was pleased.

by redmav5 February 19, 2009

Gypsy Magic

To provide an explanation for the unexplainable.

Person A: How did all that blood get on the stage?
Person B: Gypsy Magic.

by Techlx April 30, 2011