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magenxelise

27 yr. old trophy wife with 2 alcoholic husbands and a 18 yr old lover. the 2 husbands are in love with each other and they made a plan to get rid of her then the lover tried to save her. her and the lover plan to get married and take care of the children but then the 1st husband died of herpes and she inherited all the money from him. because she has all that money, her and her wife went to gucci but got robbed. little did they know that the robber was... HER MIDDLE SON BARTHAMUE! he did this to avenge his father! as the the child pulls out the gun, her new wife takes the bullet. Then the 1st husband rises from the dead and flees the scene with his son. But when you think this is over, the third child (mackheyla leigh ann gucci III) wittinessed everything! instead of calling the cops, she grabs the gun and goes after the 2 men. as the 6yr old (mackheyla) was running after them, the husband noticed and started running like the with with his son. but when you think the story is over, the reach a dead end and the two men turn in horror to see a 4’3”silhouette standing in front of them. and in the blink of an eye mackheyla shot blindly into the night, shooting Bartholomue.
Girl: I want to grow up and be just like magenxelise one day!
magenxelise by Gabbyc.123 January 30, 2019
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Magenxelise

A religious organizations/ kween and a thot slayer post really funny original memes kinda wanna be her friend but I'm irrelevant
Magenxelise is so funny dude kinda hot too lowkey wanna smash
Magenxelise by Daddy wannabe emo January 30, 2019
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