Liberal

A liberal is a very frail, pale, Tarzan haired individual, who functions according only by his current emotional state, who’s IQ is lower than 75, which contributes to his opinion that genders are a spectrum, and him sucking his fellow boys.

He also drinks a litre of soy milk every single morning and has 3 times as much oestrogen in his body compared to his testosterone. Hates anyone who is based.

Also a faggot.

Mike: look! Bob is making out with a guy, itching his ass and drinking soy milk all at once.

Steve: Ah, that faggot has to be a liberal

by Fuckliberals222 September 5, 2023

Acute Liberalism

N. A malignant and inoperable condition characterized by the assumption that people are incapable of regulating their own productivity as well as demonstrating compassion for others; symptoms include latent cynicism, nauseating self-regard, and the utterly bogus, albeit throughly hypocritical, pretense that the afflicted are simply trying to "help others."

Oscar: Boy, that professor is a real PC Gestapo, eh?
Rob: Shit, yeah. Just another sign that rampant Acute Liberalism has taken hold of this place like a bad case of the clap.

See also wingnut, moonbat, closet fascist

by James Hoffa Lincoln June 17, 2016

Collared Liberal

A phrase used by the Alt-right to describe a person who refuses to give up leftist politics no matter how absurd or personally damaging.

"Karen is such a collared liberal. She disowned her son because he bought a gun."

by Slanger Wizard June 10, 2020

Sports Liberal

A LeBron supporter who disresgards understanding the basis and goal of sports.

Jacob is a Sports Liberal

by Mandingos Mudflapage May 25, 2021

Animal Liberation Flag

A Black, White, and Green way for vegans to tell you they're vegan without even opening their mouths.

my vegan friend: We must end the oppressive ideologies and practices of speciesism and carnism!

me: We know, Karla, we saw your Animal Liberation Flag patch

by shumwaycatlover September 4, 2022

Animal Liberation Month

Celebrated in September, it's a month for animal rights activism. It's a time to celebrate non-human animals, and challenge Speciesism, Carnism, and Human Supremacy.

My friend became a vegan during Animal Liberation Month, now she organizes an animal rights protest every September!

by theBiolizard September 9, 2022

dumb liberal

a dumb liberal is probably some dumbass high schooler or middle aged person that has nothing better to do but to try to prove that eating animals is wrong even tho they can’t go a week without getting a big mac from mcdonald’s

stop being a dumb liberal and just accept the fact you can’t let go of meat

by ziel April 12, 2023