Tour le Douche

Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.

Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!

James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...

Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay

by Carlos467 August 03, 2010

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Casse Les Couilles

Annoying someone even after they told you you're annoying

Arrête de m'appeller , tu me casse les couilles

by Mike_39 August 15, 2017

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tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"

I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!

by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021

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le morth pion

C'est le grand morth pion. Il nourrit sur le nectar doux d'ampoule. Il a tendance à le faire d'humeur difficile. Le seul moyen pour tuer l'est d'éteindre la lumière. Toutefois, le morth pion du peut voler à une autre source légère.

C'est le grand morth pion.

le morth pion

by ellsworthtoohey August 08, 2011

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