Dirty Kels

When she takes 15 Xanax, fucks you to sleep. Then steals your bodywash and checkbook

I had this chick over last night n she gave me a dirty kels

by Kozdog35 May 28, 2019

dirty keldin

When you have sexual intercourse and then hit the bitch like you’re in GTA.

Dude I heard you pulled a Dirty Keldin last night!

by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020

fukawawa.kelsi

A tiktoker who posts roblox videos and other things, her username used to be kelsi_rblx but she changed it with her friends.

“Have you heard of that tiktoker fukawawa.kelsi?”

“Yeah shes so cool!”

by Randomgirlyxo December 14, 2020

Emily Kelsall

A sexy bitch

Wow what an Emily Kelsall

by Daddy ichabod January 23, 2021

Dirty Kelsey

A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.

I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.

by Mush1234 October 28, 2021

Wet Kelsey

A rare variety of wetter that objects to being labelled a wetter and then attempts to redirect the conversation

You could tell she was being a proper Wet Kelsey

by ThePugDaddy April 4, 2023

National Kelsey Appreciation Day

25th april is a day to appreciate kelsey day! a day all to themselves, buy them a gift

“did you hear its national kelsey appreciation day”
“guess that means i’ll buy her chocolate”

by smoketreess April 24, 2023