Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.

Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Juice Dispenser

The non-binary term for a person’ genitals, inspired by a trans woman and the Patrice Roberts song “splash”

If you don’t want to specify whether you’re talking about a penis or a vagina you can say juice dispenser.
They have an amazing juice dispenser
You want a taste of my sweet sweet juices?
Want to sample the juices?

by Transgrlfransman January 5, 2022

Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain

Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice

by Wp._Shiz December 15, 2019

juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.

Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.

by MichaeltranUSA November 30, 2017

No-Scope Juice

The correct MLG term for Mountain Dew

I'm going to go to the store to get some doritos and no-scope juice for tonight's tourney

by Grock ~Senpai May 6, 2015

vegetable juice

hatsune miku lovess vegetable juice, and so do i!!!! <33
POPIPOPIPOPIPO PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🤪✌️

me: i love hatusne miku!
x: the anime waifu that has a song abt vegetable juice xd?
me:yes, shes my idol

by METTATONFUCKMEDARLING<3 December 11, 2021

African Juice

A drink that is made with half gatorade and half water that white guys use to try to get ups. Powerade doesn't work. Only gatorade.

Wow Birdman must have drank his African Juice because he had ups tonight!

by BallaBoy24 August 1, 2009