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A little bitch that got knocked out by "The Notourious"CONOR MCGREGOR
(Andrew ate a burger in 13 seconds )
George :WOW you just jose aldoed that burger
jose aldo by 420 swagmaster August 9, 2016

san jose 

the city in the bay area which killed the south bay music scene because of faggots who insist on starting shit at every south bay venue
san jose kids think hardcore is about proving who can injure the most non-san jose in the pit
san jose by fuck san jose January 12, 2008

Joseline 

A hairy creature typically found in the woods. She normally eats trash left behind by campers and used tampons
Watch out for joseline! She smells period blood!
Joseline by Lee_andrew July 3, 2016
JOSE HAS A VERY BAD TEMPER, HE LOVES TO SCRUB YOUNG GIRLS BODIES. BITES TONGUE TO THE POINT WHERE ITS ABOUT TO BE CUT OFF WHEN HE REACHES HIS MAXIMUM BOILING POINT. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN UNDER THE CARE OF JOSE WHILE NOT PRESENT. IN A RELATIONSHIP HE DOES NOT WEAR THE PANTS & IS INTO WOMEN WHO WALK AROUND BARE NAKED.
JOSE IS USUALLY GAY
JOSE by ALBERT349 July 18, 2009

Jose Lima 

cocktail of: 1 shot gin, 1 part tonic, 1 part 7-Up, splash of lime juice
that is one tasty Jose Lima
Jose Lima by Smacky McChampion April 21, 2008

josefran 

It's an amazing man , that i so proud , he's a squid. He's the best friend you could ever meet. He's incredible
When i have troubles, Josefran is there to count with him.

My best friend is Josefran
josefran by Heavenpro February 22, 2017