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melissa and jonathan

An inseparable couple. These two people produce a harmonious, affectionate, and loving relationship. The most scrumptious delicious delectable lip-smacking slay couple ever. People wish they were like them. Just like how you can't pull some bitches, Melissa and Jonathan can. Melissa and Jonathan are the absolute top-tier solo duo. They are the best power couple as well. Don't even get me started on those dms.
"Oh my god, you really like your best friend? That's very Melissa and Jonathan behavior."
by mel200898 April 21, 2022
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Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other
Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.
by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010
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johnahan

the name of johnahan is describing a sexy , god like hair weeving man who holds the balls of the universe his shaft is probably bigger than bill gates's future. He is a real lady pleaser and will destroy you girls ovaries just by sticking the tip in. He has no control over how many ladies he pulls but just know he will steel you wife, daughter, son, uncle, niece and everybody in your family. Johnahan swings for both teams and will please a man if he really wants to or how he is feeling that day
Joe:"hey did you see Katelyn,why is she on a stretcher and has a lisp now"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"
by Eazy Ambitions October 14, 2017
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jonathon baek

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.
"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"
by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019
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Johnathen

A best friend of Bobby Finney and is very loyal to him. And he doesn't hates Bobby but he also goes to Tarkington high school.
Johnathen is very loyal to his bestfriend Bobby Finney.
by Huge booty Katrina November 25, 2019
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Jonathan

what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons
by weewoman March 31, 2008
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Jonathan Smith

Jonathan Smith is the drummer of Days Difference and brother to lead singer, Jeremy Smith. Jon studied Business at Christopher Newport University but then later dropped out. He loves to read and listen to music. Overall, he's AMAZING.
Jonathan Smith is the drummer for Days Difference.
by Emiliana Munday December 21, 2010
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