Jonathan

A ugly gay fag who has a small dick

He is the worst in bed

Yep that’s a Jonathan

by Grandmaster27 May 10, 2018

Jonathan

He a hoe, man thot,...hasn't looked at his socks normally from georgia...know as big ugly, not a alcoholic but a alcohol conisuer.

"Can't stand Jonathan when ever he's around,

by #1fabuloso November 9, 2017

Jonathan

A great guy nice, fun, kind, caring, he just has some weird shit going on behind the scenes. Jonathans are known for being fucked up just enough for you to never want to talk to them again, physically or mentally. Ex: disturbingly deep or high voice, way to big or way to small where it counts, way to big or way to small in general, just plain old weird shit all around, he is nice but mostly just grosses you out.

Man I wish I would have known he was a Jonathan. I almost threw up when I saw the amount of hair between his toes .

by Ikeydickie September 5, 2016

Jonathass

n. the condition of being an ass named Jonathan; to achive this condition, the Jonathan must be unquestionably retarded, inconsiderate, or offensive. This doesn't necessarily make the Jonathan a bad person, but it probably is one.

Jonathass: "Did I ever tell you that I used to have a big brother, but he died?"
Naive conversationist: "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! That explains why you act like an ass!"
Jonathass: "Hahahaha. I'm glad you believed that piece of BS."

by Emigoodish July 1, 2011

Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)

I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)

Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !

by swag master josh April 3, 2013

Jonathan Baggs

and astronomy genius and great lay

"wow i'm so sad that i don't get Jonathan Baggs D"

by The girl who get Jon's D October 3, 2013

jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome

"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."

by xochosinkox October 15, 2013