A term used in the show: South Park as a type of meme in the episode "Faith Hilling". This meme is portrayed as a person continuously saying "Oh Long Johnson" in a dangerous situation.
A boy was Oh Long Johnsoning in the road. After he said "Oh Long Johnson" for the 5th time. A truck hit him on his Rearend, punishing him for Oh Long Johnsoning in the Traffic.
by thenegativedegree November 3, 2013
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Andy Johnson's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he sees the matchball,
he says I'm having that,
He scores them with his left foot,
He scores them with his right,
And when he's playing Brighton,
He scores all f*ckin' night
he wears a magic hat,
and when he sees the matchball,
he says I'm having that,
He scores them with his left foot,
He scores them with his right,
And when he's playing Brighton,
He scores all f*ckin' night
by Garridio May 15, 2006
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1) Ditching a dance or formal event in order to go to a romantic escapade involving sexual activities.
2) When a woman named Sydney Johnson goes down on you.
3) To have anal intercourse in the bathroom.
2) When a woman named Sydney Johnson goes down on you.
3) To have anal intercourse in the bathroom.
"Oh man! Joseph gave Kara a Dirty Johnson at prom!"
"Oh man, she gave me the best Dirty Johnson last night!"
He wanted to have sex but she just wanted a Dirty Johnson.
"Oh man, she gave me the best Dirty Johnson last night!"
He wanted to have sex but she just wanted a Dirty Johnson.
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Man, did you see Greg's dick in the locker room yesterday? I thought for a seven foot tall, 280lb man, he'd have been hung. But he has a real gregory johnson.
by amaZingKip September 20, 2011
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*challenge* listen to jack johnsons cd in between dream and try to find a song that isnt great
*challenge* listen to jack johnsons cd in between dream and try to find a song that isnt great
do you remeber,better together,never know are just some of the great songs off of jack johnson's cd in between dreams
by vince M August 17, 2006
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