joel allen

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body

That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"

Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying

by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019

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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 16, 2023

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Dirty joel

A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.

Oh man I got so drunk last night I done a dirty joel

by Shrekalosi November 25, 2021

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Joel Abreu

Upcoming artist based in north New Jersey. Dabbles in multiple genres including but not limited to; R&B, Hip-Hop, Soul, and Dance Hall. Joel Abreu is making 2024 his year while aiming to reach all markets with the goal of allowing his sound to reach across the world.

Joel Abreu is an upcoming artist with a unique sound

by definitionsthatarereal January 13, 2024

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