Smash Mouth

Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.

Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID

Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?

Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU

- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!

by OK Dodo September 16, 2020

merc with a mouth

Nickname given to Marvel anti-hero Deadpool

Deadpool? That fucker is a merc with a mouth.

by Maximus Cerillious September 15, 2016

Mouth Dandy

50's slang for receiving a blow job.

Hey Hun, thanks for the swell martini. How about a terrific mouth dandy?

by GuppyUnit August 22, 2012

mouth-finger

1. noun: Slang; Synonym for the tongue.

John: I have something stuck in my butt.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.

by JoeNathan Coatez September 9, 2010

Catfish mouth

Anyone with down turned corners of there mouth

She never looks like she’s smiling because she has a catfish mouth

by Pa pa Deuce November 15, 2017

Mouth aroma

The fumes you taste in your mouth when consuming food. You can usually taste it best when breathing in your own mouth.

I was eating steak when I realized the mouth aroma had a peanuty flavor.

by GeraciIzzy June 12, 2018

Mouth jewels

Mouth Jewels are another term for a mans testicles.

I kicked Randy in his mouth jewels so hard he was lifted off the ground.

by Ricochet Rabbit July 3, 2016