Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
Get the CRAB AIDS mug.It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
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Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.
It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.
It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
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(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.
Person 2: Yeah, thanks
Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!
Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
Person 2: Yeah, thanks
Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!
Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D January 17, 2009
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Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken
by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Aids mug.Similar to that of Parkview aids, it is a form of the common cold which attacks your throat and sinuses. It will leave you feeling like pure shit to say the least. Jungle aids was formed in a pool at a fraternity party located in Miami, Fl and has been slowly increasing to a minor pandemic level.
Bro 1: yo did you cawp at the party?
Bro 2: yeah man I did but tbh I think I caught jungle aids. I’m not feeling so hot.
Bro 1: At least it’s not Parkview aids
Bro 2: yeah man I did but tbh I think I caught jungle aids. I’m not feeling so hot.
Bro 1: At least it’s not Parkview aids
by Thatsupercooldude5566 July 20, 2021
Get the Jungle Aids mug."Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."
by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021
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