i have loved him since we were eighteen

louis tomlinson confessing his undying love for harry styles by changing the lyrics in 18 and turning his entire body to face his one true love

Louis: “i have loved him since we were eighteen,”

Harry: “sixteen,”

random fan: “what the FUCK.”

by HS Lover July 15, 2020

I know Jesus loves YOU!

Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.

Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!

by Mychelle C. August 17, 2005

I Fell in Love With Mary Jane

Doing/Smoking/Experimenting with Marijuana (also known as Weed, Pot, Cannabis, Ganja, Bud, Etc.) Most often used as smoking Marijuana for the first time (not always used in this way)

Tim: Dude today "I fell in love with Mary Jane."
Bob: No Way! I love her too.

by YourEveryDayGuideToMaryJane October 28, 2011

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

by Kmqq April 22, 2023

Im sick of sex i just want love

When you look past your short term goals.

God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 16, 2023

I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥

Something one of my discord friends said once.

Me:
----------August 8, 2020----------
Ywucki: I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥

by Withering April 19, 2022

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021