Horse lagger

When u slide ure cock on her vagaga till u cum

I done a horse lagger last night I'm disappointed

by U r so gay BITCH June 12, 2016

Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.

Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn

by ALZ_day March 4, 2019

Horse hocky

A nicer more polite way of saying bullshit.

My cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

by Dirtyborough October 5, 2016

horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 26, 2020

horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.

'That man is a right horse washer'.

by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012

bucking horse

U sneak into a horse ranch and sneak up on one(usually female) and you get yo dicky sticky

Hmmmmm hey adam lets sneak into old man melcher's ranch and get some beastiality he hates it when we do the bucking horse to his dog

by owen the pig December 10, 2013

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020