hang up and drive

What is shouted at the moron driving a 4000 pound motor vehicle and attempting to talk or even text on their cell phone while in motion. These are usually people that cannot multi-task but are either too vain or ignorant to realize it. They are in need of support from the community to let them know what they are doing is going to get someone killed. This is done either with a middle finger, an angry look, a colorful suggestion in a loud voice or a bumper sticker telling them to "hang up and drive." Once being made aware, they should terminate their call immediately and put both hands back on the wheel and pay attention to traffic conditions.

"Hey, you just drifted into my lane because you are driving with your elbows while texting... HANG UP AND DRIVE!"

by Mojo12 August 11, 2009

puerto rican handshake

Oral sex culminating in testicular punching during ejaculation.

After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.

by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015

small hands

Small hands, are quite efficient in giving handjobs, or other pleasurable activities.

"Why'd you jizz so quick man?"
"I couldn't help it! those small hands get me everytime!

by mtown yoh. ;) June 27, 2009

trump hands

A person who has small hands relative to their size. Typically used in conjunction as a reference for the size of the representatives small male reproductive organ. The term was coined during the 2016 republican primary election in which Marco Rubio referenced Donald Trump's small hands insinuating that he had a small penis.

Look at those cute little trump hands...you must have a tiny cock.

by RoboticLukeSkywalker June 17, 2016

Let my girls hang

The act of taking your bra off after a long day and letting them be free.

After work imma let my girls hang

by ALEXA_BOO August 1, 2016

jesus hands

When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.

Hey, Jackie what's goin' on with your technique. You're getting Jesus Hands.

by JeffR November 29, 2007

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006