The holy 69

The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.

The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.

I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.

As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69

by The holy grinders June 23, 2022

Holy Redeemer

Handsome, good looking, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, and nice!

Matt: Hey I heard you went to Holy Redeemer
Bobby: I hate my life

by Quandale Dinngle August 12, 2022

holy fart

something i say instead of "holy shit"

friend: yoo look at this cat
me: holy fart its so fluffy

by aroacezombie November 29, 2022

The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.

DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022

Holy Shibershabs

holy shibershabs

Person 1: hey did you hear that Joe just fucking died
Person 2: Holy Shibershabs!!!!
Person 1: what the fuck

by sillyman1984 October 17, 2021

Ass-holy

An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.

That pious putz epitomizes ass-holyness.

by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022

Holy Grail

South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.

Dude, i found the holy grail.

Your telling me you found a South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.

by judgedeath01 May 25, 2021