Small town more popularly known as the place where "Sammi Sweetheart" (Samantha Giancola) from the popular MTV show 'Jersey Shore' lives.
The high school ("Raritan" located on Middle Road) and the town in general is heavily populated with guidos/guidettes and lesbians. The people in the school think they're bad or 'hard', when really they live in a New Jersey suburb. They also hate Keansburg because they say it's trashy, even though they are literally two minutes apart, some even in living in west Keansburg. They also hate Middletown for being stuckup, but they are just as bad.
The high school ("Raritan" located on Middle Road) and the town in general is heavily populated with guidos/guidettes and lesbians. The people in the school think they're bad or 'hard', when really they live in a New Jersey suburb. They also hate Keansburg because they say it's trashy, even though they are literally two minutes apart, some even in living in west Keansburg. They also hate Middletown for being stuckup, but they are just as bad.
Person 1: Oh man there was totally this big-ass trashy grenade in the club last night, and they live right around here!
Person 2: They were probably from Keansburg if their trashy.
Person 1: Nah bro she was pretty stuckup, she thought her shit didn't stink
Person 2: Oh so she's from Middletown!
Person 1: Nahh, she's from Hazlet!
Person 2: Fuckin skank!
Person 2: They were probably from Keansburg if their trashy.
Person 1: Nah bro she was pretty stuckup, she thought her shit didn't stink
Person 2: Oh so she's from Middletown!
Person 1: Nahh, she's from Hazlet!
Person 2: Fuckin skank!
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a song by American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson. Known for its Avril Lavigne-meets-Papa Roach pop/alternative metal sound, it is quite darker than what we are used to hearing from her. Dissed mainly by people who either (1) say it's meaningless pop music, or (2) are skeptical because of some of its phrases that they think Kelly shouldn't be saying because she's a teen pop singer (I was one of the latter).
To the person who dissed "Behind These Hazel Eyes" in the Kelly Clarkson definition, you forgot to add some of these lyrics to diss. "Seems like just yesterday, you were a part of me" and "No, I don't cry on the outside ANYMORE!" were just as meaningless as the other lyrics you posted there. Besides, the latter lyric is really unnecessary. No one cares except for people that know her that she doesn't cry on the outside anymore.
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