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Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.
Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”
by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025
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Grape

n. When a female partner of a male uses her hand to squeeze his testicles to get the truth out of him. This processes is very painful and can result in many problems.

v. The process of squeezing a mans testicles to get the truth out of him.
Girl: He wouldn't explain what that picture was doing on his phone so i graped it out of him!

Guy: My girlfriend graped me last night! It sucked!
by Headstone October 11, 2011
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De-Graped

To not be grape.
Wine is just de-graped grapes.
by Sanchoiz February 17, 2020
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grape boy

Grape Boy, also known as Uncle Grape, is the weirdest kid you'll ever meet. Albeit very intelligent, he struggles to form sentences when slightly uncomfortable.

Uncky Grape is a very loyal friend, but he will likely leave you at a bar without telling you he left. While wouldn't hurt a fly, he's extremely dangerous behind a keyboard. He has the memory of an elephant, often bringing up inside jokes he has with himself.
by Chickensalad069 November 23, 2021
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Grape Lips

Hey dude did you see Jamal’s mouth? “Yeah he had massive grape lips.”
by anonymous May 29, 2022
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Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.
Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”
by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024
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Sour Grapes

When someone comes to your house, twists your balls and they turn purple.
This bitch the other night tried to give me Sour Grapes.
by Nouglas January 19, 2024
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