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Gooch Geeks

Did you watch the new Gooch Geeks video?
by GPG legend 2 September 15, 2020
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Gooch

Short for gucci, but really is a synonym for good.
“All Gooch my man.”

“This lotion is gooch you want some?”
by Boopickthepoopup April 27, 2022
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Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.
A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.
by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025
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White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.
Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.
by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012
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Devils gooch

That smell in the morning when you itch the gooch and sniff your finger
My devils gooch smells mad this morning.
by Sloth2677 March 19, 2022
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Gooch Hudson

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Man 1: "Hey man, how are you doing right now? I haven't been able to reach you lately"
Man 2: "Gooch Hudson"
Man 1: "What?"
by truefeman March 20, 2023
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Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.
Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"
by Mothbby226 May 20, 2024
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