fucklet

# a lolita, a young promiscuous person /translational loan/ greek: γαμίδι
# a minor problem

# She's my fucklet, not a serious girlfriend.
# My computer got stuck but I fixed it. It was simply a fucklet.

by Quantomechanician October 2, 2015

fucked-uppdedest

adjective, meaning "the most fucked up"

That episode of SVU was the fucked-uppdedest thing ever.

by swindlersteve April 5, 2008

fuckedupest

When something is fucked up to the maximum.

These drawings are the most fuckedupest drawings I have ever seen.

by avarind March 10, 2009

Fist fucked in the fart box

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.

"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

by Not ewf June 13, 2014

get fucked dickhead

when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'

mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.

you: get fucked dickhead

by Mtbaddict May 31, 2016

I fucked my cousin

So basically it’s someone who fucks there cousin.

I was at a family gathering and I fucked my cousin.

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 12, 2018

Snout Fucked

Using the snout of a small dog to penetrate the vaginal cavity. Sometimes lubrication is necessary.

"Autumn snout fucked me last night, it felt better than my boyfriend!"

by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2009