forster

depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down

A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!"
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already."

by Kabioli March 8, 2008

festering wound

1. A US Navy club.

2. A dive, mostly frequented by US Sailors.

3. Any place serving liquor in plastic cups and beer in cans to avoid unnecessary lascerations during bar fights. Characterised by chaos, the smell of blood and urine, and loud crappy music, .

The bar at the base in Naples was such a festering wound that the name became the festering wound.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

fosture

fart posture; any position in which farting becomes easier and more enjoyable or satisfactory.

My brother practices fosture by spreading his butt cheeks and farting into the air. The positions of fosture are endless.

by doodooking13 June 28, 2012

forster

a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on.

a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you.

synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot

the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.

by epicph41l March 8, 2008

five footer

a bong 5 feet long. use at ur own descretion, not suited for amateur smokers... if you cant hold ur high, dont be hittin this shit.

larry took a five footer of my hair, and now hes pukin his guts out at back.

by killachronic August 27, 2005

Monster Footer

When Joe gives Billy the rest of his monster, and then Billy waits five minutes and gives Joe the best tackle ever seen, sending Joe three feet into the air (that's the footer part).

Did you see Billy give Joe that monster footer?

by Sam Beld October 21, 2008

buster fuster

When a man or women ejaculate on another man or women face and the receiver of the ejaculation complain or fuss about the load on their face

David told Jim "Man i just found out my girl is a buster fuster. She wouldn't stop fussing after i bust on her face

by pimplishdenagutz April 18, 2011