grandma

the best cookie maker

person 1: ugh these cookies are sooo good
person2: ikr?!?!
person 3: MY GRANDMAMA IS THE CHEEFFFFFF

by hooman___person November 4, 2020

Grandma

Noun. An elderly woman with bright and wrinkled skin, her hair is white. She is always next to me in everything. Many times give money. Happy if her family is happy too. Many times she says it hurts all of her but only you should take her soft, old hand must be caught and a give a kiss on the red face. All the little things are makes she happy. She is my second mother who raised me. You have a delicious smell, I love you mama.

My grandma is my everything.

by marzipancloud January 19, 2022

Grandma eve e-lyn

#g-rape.st
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆

They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter

No I’m for real there were at least 2 grandma eve e-lyn they are davinci of disguises.

by KelrlddippninOx8oooohhh July 14, 2023

Grandma Suzie

A grandma who does very inappropriate things

Damn! Grandma suzie be bouncing on that thing!

by Wordman303 August 1, 2024

Soggy Grandma

Slang term for an anus.

1: Hey bro! I fucked your mom in the soggy grandma last night!
2: Hope you like AIDS, bro.

by Cruned February 5, 2023

Grandma-Push

The act of making room in your stomach via burping.

After she performed the Grandma-Push, she had room for thirds.

by Capt_Froggerson October 17, 2022

ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018