Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.

At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.

by LazySGT May 14, 2025

Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.

My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes

by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.

I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

Nigerian flute whistle

When someone sits on your face and you vomit In her anus while she shoves fingers down her throat until she vomits on your dih hole

Jordan hit the Nigerian flute whistle on his girlfriend yesterday

by Jheo tones1 February 16, 2026

whittle the flute

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

by pentozali October 20, 2012

Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.

Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.

by N.anno October 12, 2016