fluffocate

to be suffocated in or by someone's fat rolls.

If Emily didn't suffocate in the plastic poncho, she would've fluffocated in Bea's belly.

by ariel&sam July 10, 2011

fluffer pupper

a very fluffer pupper

my huskie is a cute fluffer pupper

by fenwantsthenamefen December 30, 2016

fluffy clam

a vagina that is hairy, but the hair is very soft and wool like. The vagina smells fishy

"I have a fluffy clam"
"I fucked a girl last night. She had a fluffy clam"

by pussy pals May 30, 2016

fluffy egg

An unshaven testicle.

She cupped his fluffy egg in the palm of her hand, it was warm and fuzzy.

by ChiHug June 12, 2017

FluffNugget

A small dog who is very fluffy. Can sometimes be ferocious, beware as this dog may bite. Feed the fluff treats to avoid attacks.

Oh my god, that little fluffnugget is so cute.

Come here fluffnugget, I have a treat for you.

by Wolfie0027 July 7, 2017

Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

fluffencrest

That state of distress, when you are undecided between two favorable/unfavorable actions. Named after multiple cockatoo mannerisms (i.e. raising the "crest" during a state of curiosity, and lifting the "fluffenchops" a.k.a. beak feathers during a state of dismay). Like the cockatoo, humans will give similar signals (such as raising the "eyebrow" , and lifting the "nostrils"), that when produced simuntaneously, resemble the fluffencrest, both visually and emotionally.

Dan is refusing to eat the pizza. But his fluffencrest is showing. I can tell he really wants it.

by uxmill May 21, 2018