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Feed me o'clock

That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button
Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022
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Feed the horse

The act of pouring granular sugar into your asshole and having a horse lick it out with they long tongue, and them soft lips.
"what took you so long we've been waiting three hours"
"*visibly still cumming* Sorry dude i had to feed the horse"
by McDickNass September 26, 2025
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Feed the cattle

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)
by Lwan sake October 9, 2009
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Feeding the bong

to feed one's Marijuana waterpipe, thus settling it's appetite for maybe.... 5 minutes.. lol
I wasn't home all day so I fed my bong a few times When I got home from picking up 2 dollar hookers.
sup with feeding the bong
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feed up

Feed up!
by C note March 8, 2025
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A phrase meaning, among other things, "GET OUT!" It shows that one is objectively stupid in every way and has terrible ideas. Best used in context at a team meeting or group gathering, that way it shows everyone, including the "interns" how terrible a brain one has. It is commonly used in close friend groups as a way of slandering one another. It originated at Indian Hills Junior High, where a group of people did a hilarious improv skit together based around an Apple board meeting to find new ideas, where one coined the term, and the rest was history.
"Hey, what if we created a fantasy novel about girl dragons that pee rainbows?"
"That's the dumbest idea a human brain has ever even conceived. Intern, feed 'em to the lions!"
by Idefacateonyourfrontlawn October 14, 2025
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the feed

whats happening right now. see you later intelligent people. it was nice knowing you.
the feed- dude is your facebook feed like meg addicting or what?
by alexabo January 2, 2011
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