jim-facing

(also Jimfacing, Jim facing) Is a sideways glance in reaction to events taking place. It is named after the character Jim Halpern on "the Office" (played by John Krasinski) as he often reacts with a smug sideways glance suggesting calm disbelief, or a much deeper understanding of the situation unfolding than the other people do.

Jomny Sun's tweet: "The only good moment of this inauguration was Michelle jim-facing the camera like 'why did she give me this box'"

by CLS 8888 January 21, 2017

don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

by von groovy June 9, 2019

I'm the one who's fucking the chicken

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.

My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".

by JMuny July 11, 2014

fucking hey

it can mean anything good or bad it doesnt matter, its the beuty of it.

as i stated earlier it can be anything for example
man 1:you took the last chip
man2:fuckin' hey

or

man 1:you just won the lottery
man2:fuckin hey

by Reamis June 19, 2003

fucking spiders

An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.

Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her

by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014

completely fucking useless

Useless in every way the human mind can possibly comprehend

See the green party? They are completely fucking useless.

by MrAbduldejihadbad June 6, 2008

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003