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emotional definition 

When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical
Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition

Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.

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Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you

(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
emotional definition by Dubiks January 7, 2019

emotionally close 

The aspect of a personal or professional relationship (particularly in government office) between a senior man and a younger woman that includes, but is not limited to, fellatio.
"We were emotionally close" - Bill Clinton (Forty-Second President of the United States, 1998)
emotionally close by Rich Jackson February 16, 2007

Emotional partners

This is when you are connected with someone, but not dating them, but you have feelings for each other. Otherwise known as stupid.
my ex-bf wants to be emotional partners with me...which I don't understand cuz it wasn't even defined until now. I'd expect more out of a girl. And I don't actually like him back, either. So that means him calling me screaming "I'm coming to your house!" makes him a creepy asshat.

emotionally fragile 

When you’re on the verge of crying, but then the thing that’s making you cry is over, so you’re left in that volatile space between crying and not.
Near the end of “Wonder”, I was about to cry, but I didn’t, so I left the theatre extremely emotionally fragile.

Emotional bomb

Emotional Intelligence is the ability to identify emotions (in both yourself and others), to recognize the powerful effects of those emotions, and to use that information to inform and guide behavior!
Can't fight but I did a Emotional bomb on you the other day you couldn't talk. And still saved your ass pussy put you in your place!

Emotional Constipation 

Person/people who are stuck with a constant negative attitude toward life and everyone in it.