HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.

Spider-Man, how do I shot web?

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 11, 2008

doing a Stafford

The process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. Includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.

-Stan's been gone a while, I thought he'd only gone to the toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet

by Stan Stappord. December 8, 2010

why do i exist?

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer

person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

how are you doing?

hi

hey, how are you doing?

by T D Olson October 22, 2003

doing homework

When James and Jennifer get together on long summer nights and have wild, raunchy sex.

"I'm going to be doing homework all summer long."

by Ashizzie June 11, 2006

doing a freddy

when a person has consumed so many drugs/shots that he has a violent reaction..often ends in hospitalisation and/or throwing up behind a bar.

person 1: how was youre night with alex?
person 2: terrible...he ended up doing a freddy on me and had to go to kingston hospital.

by sparkupnchill March 14, 2011

roister doister

a foolish braggart

true origin is a comedy by Nicholas Udall called "Ralph Roister Doister" written a.1553

Roister Doister is my name,
A lusty brute I am the same

by pooglem August 3, 2007