Swan Dive

A great song that maximas cast hates because he has no taste in music

Swan dive is a great song

by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019

Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.

Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.

by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 6, 2019

The dive

When a "crack addict" takes a shit, and is out of crack so he/she reaches into the toilet and picks apart her/his feces in order to get the morsels of leftover crack and re-use them.

Guy 1: "Yo where's Matty? I got some dope shit he should try"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man you just missed him, he went to the bathroom. Probably in there getting ready to do the dive"

by TheNewt June 14, 2019

Muck Diving

Non-gender Seagulling "in the mud"

They had a wild night on the boardwalk muck diving innocent passer-bys

by Jeff's House August 4, 2019

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019