raw as dirt

When something is so incredibly raw, you can compare it to nothing but dirt.

My boy Mike raw as dirt in the post

by SerialMike February 2, 2017

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Dumber Than Dirt

A variation of "dumb as dirt" used in the graphic adventure video game Full Throttle developed by LucasArts.

Extremely stupid.

Likely conceived for its alliteration.

Ripburger, you're dumber than dirt!

by Carl Sackrider February 23, 2019

Trunk full of dirt

What an uncircumcised man experiences after having unprotected anal sex and pulls back his foreskin to find fecal matter spread about.

Taylor loved waking up the morning after having sex with his girlfriend with a trunk full of dirt to flaunt to his friends.

by Rome Dog10 May 26, 2019

Throw some dirt

To disrespect someone by meaning to kill them and throwing dirt on their coffin like what is done at a funeral.

My bitch cheated my boy told me to throw some dirt on that bitch.

by vickrosstheboss November 2, 2019

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH

SHUTUP

TEACHER THEY WERE READING WITHOUT LISTENING

"PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH, PATRICIA"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020