Double Dicking

When two men have there dicks out and try to shove their dicks into each others urethra. There are championships for this and the current champion is "Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Ossas".

Tim: Did you see Pornhub's new double dicking video?
Leo: Yeh I cummed like never before.

by FML balling June 7, 2017

Sneek Dickin

The act of talking about fucking a girl behind her back.

"He was Sneek Dickin His crush"

"He sneek dicked her so bad. He's obsessed."

by mikeyyo123 August 26, 2016

Double dicking

Double penetration

Dad: what your favourite swear word?
13 year old kid: double dicking
Dad: that is what we call a lucky gal

by Aria Dickson December 15, 2017

dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.

You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!

by Jack January 16, 2004

Double Dicking

A man cheatin on his woman with another person. Or a woman cheatin with two men.

My man is Double Dicking with me and another bitch.

by Yodiggity July 20, 2009

Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

dicket

Cash, Money

You owe me some dicket.

by na November 16, 2003