Deuce Bumps

The goose-bumps that often precede or accompany an immenent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps

by Joe Crowe May 15, 2008

blast a deuce

Take a poop. poo poo butter poo

"I be back dawg, I must blast a deuce!"

by real5hittycereal April 3, 2003

Deuce-Deuce

When two people take a crap simultaneously on one toilet. One person sits on the toilet as normal, then the other person squats and shits in the hole in between the person's legs.

Joe has to shit and so does Pat but there is only one toilet. Joe enters the bathroom and Pat see's his opportunity has passed to use the can. Pat then says "Joe let's save some time and "Deuce-Deuce".

by Peter Upinya March 12, 2008

chunk up the deuce

When one's crap, AKA a deuce, is so big it cannot fit down the toilet pipes. It is neccesary to break, or chunk, up the deuce so that it can flush properly.

I ate some wicked Mexican food last night, and had to chunk up the deuce... twice!

by Devastating Dave the Turn Table Slave June 26, 2006

deuce deuce

Two 7.5 mg Vicodin combined with two 10 mg Valium.

"Yo, pass me a deuce deuce and let's get jacked up."

by McDeuced May 15, 2009

deuteronomy

A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her vibrator, or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can go up there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A.---pussy

"Susie has got one fine deuteronomy."

by bcarter July 25, 2008

Vancouver Deuce

The act of placing one's nose againts a male ass and having him fart in your face while jerking him off.

She knelt behind him, stroked his cock and patiently awaited her Vancouver Deuce.

by Gus O'Neil July 16, 2008