When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
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A date where at least two people sit down in a park and listen to someone play the accordion while watching pigeons and eating sunflower seeds.
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Get the needs a date with a razor mug.A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.
A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
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Get the Don't Date December mug.WOLFE this surely is a CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE as you need to directly address that STINKY BUMHOLE where the property rights belongs to the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' of the world.
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