Divesh

Also known as spadoonk, Diveeesh is an illiterate troglodyte taxi driver for high school students. If you get him, make usre only to tip him less than 5%.

Divesh better drive me to chili chicken house or im paying him no tip.

by namesjeff December 17, 2019

diversifry

noun: "a diversifry" = A buffet of various fried foods.

verb: "to diversifry" = to fry many different types of foods.

"Damn, that's one hell of a diversifry."

"He diversifried by sticking everything he could find into a deep fryer. Including the cat."

by ColinP April 5, 2008

Divet

Someone who is completely incompetent. They are just the worst people to have around and sometimes refered to as skinny little bitches.

Charlotte Barnard is such a fucking divet. I would never want to be like her

by Skinny little biatch September 9, 2018

carpet diver

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.

Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance

by buddysmoken December 23, 2013

porque es divertido

"Because it is fun."

When porque (because) is asked in Spanish class, this is the typical response.

?Porque vivo en -----? (Why do you live in (city)?
Porque es divertido. (Because it is fun.)

by loflcopter March 30, 2011

Five star dive

When a really hot chick, for some unknown reason, is in a relationship with someone far below where their standards should be.

Dude, Tracy took the five star dive!
Yea, why the hell is she going out with Carl?

by Mrs. Pepper and Dr. Pibb May 9, 2011

DIVE!!!!

a form of practical joke played on someone. usually containing an element of untruth. causing the receiver to look gullible.

This is referred to as a 'dive'. usually when a 'dive!!!!' is performed, the end is signified with a 'waaaaayyy!' sound and the mime of a dive into a swimming pool.

originates from Perth college.

hey lisa, did u know that jimmi hendrix died caus he solod so hard his guitar blew up?

what? really? wow! :O

waaaaaaayyyyyyy! *cue DIVE!!!! motion*

by felix-culpar May 22, 2007